Ok I've been clowning on this idea for a good 20 minutes so I though I should share.

Am I the only person who feels like mails like this are opportunistic? It sounds good in paper mind you, but still...

I don't generally repost mainstream posts much but...

re: Uspol: covid 

So like...I have a new respect for vanity fair...

vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/an

Also... I had no idea they were this salty!

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Uspol: covid 

So like helicopter money (look that one up if you dunno what it is) is coming?! I guess we just wait for suspension of federal taxes till we have to pay it back later?! Those that survive right? Never mind people are getting sick and dying, but you'll have money to spend, and things to spend it on... Meanwhile, Tom Hanks will probably die... Are we all in some OuterLimits episode?!

Food 

This is like some sorta bowl thing (I like them) with nutritional yeast, madras lentils, rice, peppers, tomatoes, yumm sauce (if you haven't had yumm sauce from cafe yumm, I'm sorry for you) cheese, some hot sauce from trader joes, avacado, sour cream, cilantro... I might be missing some things but you get the idea...

Wut? Who told these people this would work here at all?!

So apparently someone in asia or somewhere else wants panthermodern now...

So remeber the guy who fucked me on a first car for a teen, mechanic, all that... So finally got to examine what came out of said vehicle... I'm seriously new level of pissed that will take me a while to calm down about, he should thank whatever deity he prays to, that he doesn't live local enough for me to pay visits...

We are talking everything you could do to hide the problem including shit like this, a reasonable proper on the left of the pic the mod on the right...

ARF! ARF!! 😂​ Do people actually fall for this stuff?!

USPOL: Air Base Damage 

Apparently they wanted to fuck those buildings in particular... The fact they bought their missile tech from North Korea is a little frightening...

Did I mention I got one of these for xmas? As it melts it reveals a metal skeleton... I haven't found the heart to start burning it yet...

They end up roughly like this but I mean they can be shaped however or whatever really...

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