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Does the term "enterprise security" make anyone else chuckle a lil after they say it, or is it just me?

@seven any term prefixed with "enterprise" makes me chuckle.

@seven "enterprise solutions", "enterprise software", "enterprise BS" !!!

@vms20591 I'll raise you:

"Enterprise Cloud Security Solution"

ECSS

Which minutes after this posting will be ECSSc a cert that costs 1700$ to get

@vms20591 This should not be confused with "Enterprise Security Cloud Solution" which is an entirely different thing...

this got rather dark 

@seven the infosec folks I regularly cross paths with have no sense of humor at all, to a degree I find concerning. I feel as though their faith in humanity has been destroyed beyond hope of redemption. as if they're screaming inside, more or less constantly about the horrors they've seen.

re: this got rather dark 

@ischade You aren't wrong, every time I see a postit note with an obvious password on it stuck to (insert anyplace here), a part of my soul dies...

You are talking about the 10,000 yard stare of an infosec person

But if we cross paths, I'll have you know, I can be quite funny, and enjoy a good joke.

re: this got rather dark 

@seven

> You are talking about the 10,000 yard stare of an infosec person

yep, that's the look.

> But if we cross paths, I'll have you know, I can be quite funny, and enjoy a good joke.

cool. this gives me hope.

re: this got rather dark 

@ischade We've probably crossed paths, I've been doing "enterprise security" for a couple decades now

re: this got rather dark 

@ischade You probably just caught me on a bad day...

re: this got rather dark 

@seven it's a small industry, gotta admit.

@thegibson @theruran I suspect some/all/most of the ones I used are actually things somewhere... Sadly...

@thegibson @theruran They name this stuff with a game of executive buzzword madlibs...

@seven @thegibson it's a technique used to hide what it is they are talking about

@theruran There is definitely some kind of moron involved that's for sure...

@Nikolai_Kingsley I was soooo trying to figure out a good legit sounding Worf acronym you have no idea...

@Nikolai_Kingsley I mean it's good, but I was looking for hot executive buzz words

@seven

> checks out list of "top 50 executive buzzwords"
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my brain just ran into a problem and needs to restart. I'm just collecting some error info, and then i'll restart for me (0% complete)

@Nikolai_Kingsley I feel ya... I mean, I know this except it's my life... Like daily... At least 3 meetings a day...

@seven

how do you keep a straight face while synergizing the correlational flow dynamic?

> that sounds kinda dirty

@Nikolai_Kingsley Because I'm fungible and it keeps the top tier synergies at a symmetrical level...

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