you know when you see someone arguing and you have to wonder "are they single digit IQ, or just a child"?
because sometimes I want to call people out for being braindead idiots, but I also don't like being mean to children, and it's sometimes hard to tell if someone's an actual idiot or just, like, a 12 year old who doesn't know any better

I would be absolutely delighted to learn what a Board Member Womxn does exactly.

The best part about vices in adulthood is honestly probably the witty justifications for them.

It's like the best part of smoking is the looks you get from others. "That dude doesn't care about his health! That's so cool!"

Honestly though without the wit it's just fucking depressing. If you're too fat to leave the couch and aren't a funny person everything just gets sad.

Adulthood is funny, man.

Those who can, do. And those who can't, laugh.
@0x00 people unironically can't understand this shit. its so fucking simple but these god-damn sissy-faggot liberals can't seem to grasp it.

I’ve been at a company for about 2 months, but if I get an offer from AWS, what should I do? I don’t want to be an asshole, and my company is fantastic, but AWS is undoubtedly better...

I shouldn’t get away with shit like this, but I continue to be surprised.

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